NOPE: Archive

new years facebook updates are probably the most annoying ones of all

Jan 1st

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I’m sick and my plans for tonight are driving Sterling to work and then hanging out at the porn shop for the night. I don’t feel like getting drunk anyway.

Jan 1st

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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the only reason I still watch current episodes of The Office is because I love Robert California other than that the show is just stupid

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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1 tag

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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you guys its my birthday today and yesterday was my 1 year anniversary with my boyfriend and the day before that was christmas so this is a celebratory week

Dec 28th

Dec 26th

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I’ll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas.

Dec 25th

Dec 24th

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I would like to get a boob job

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

this song feels right

Dec 24th

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I need someone to talk to. Like, really bad.

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Anonymous asked: Why do you hate yourself?

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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I’m just gonna sit here and get drunk, do laundry, watch netflix, and fucking hate myself all night.

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Last night I slept from 3.5 to 10. That’s 6.5 hours. Then Sterling came home and we both went to bed around 12:30. I got up at 6. So I got like 12 hours of sleep today and I know I will be up all night. Me and Sterling exchanged presents and I got the Naked Palette and a very pretty dress from ASOS, but it’s too big so I have to return it. But it’s so pretty that I don’t...

Dec 24th